Wednesday, December 05, 2007
elo peeps.. I HAVE CONCLUDE AN OLD TRADITION THAT WILL CHANGE THE HISTORY OF MAN KIND! *EVIL LAUGH* with the help of my good(yet goofy) fren sabrina!
ok so after an hour of idle meeting, we have bring foward the old old age question, " kenape pontianak ketawa makin kuat masa jauh n makin pelan masa dekat?" well as intellectuals. me and Sabrina have dissect that area and thus concluding... (after much much laugh)
have u ever, plan a practical joke and the IDEA itself is oreadi funny. well same goes to the kak P. they actually choose their victim(yang penakut giler like Nur Atiqah Bte Mohd Ali for example) and they plan wat they wanna do to scare them... so when the idea and a projection of how the whole scene is going to be carried out is running in their head, they will laugh at how funny it is going to be... but they tend to forget that their voice is loud( so they will juz laugh kuat kuat) so upon scaring the poor pathetic souls, they will sneak up(still laughing) however wen sneaking up on the victim, the anticipation somehow get to them and thus unabling them to stop laughing... so how to solve this problem? they decided to cover their mouth with their hand to muffle their voice. however it is still audible.. thus solves their mind boggling qsn on how come when far their voice is loud wen near their voice is soft...
then explain the scratching sound on woods and stuff they tend to make wen scaring people?
simple... u see, wen they try to scare the people in the house, they will sneak up somewhere and get ready to scare... but then the victim, sense tat the kakak is there so their plan is busted! never did they thought to actually get caught.. coz they plan it so thoroughly. so it was unexpected thus making it extremely funny that wen they laugh, they aren't actually scratching the wooden panel or watever non living things that they scratch at, they are actually slapping the wood coz its soo funny since their nail is long, they will unknowingly scratch the wood. basic physics people!
oh yeah! then explain the sand throwing wen they are around?
this is so easy tat my brother can ans this qsn. they onli reason they do so is coz its so funny that wen they laugh rolling on the floor coz the idea of scaring people, they start to tepuk lantai. so since in the olden days, the rumah kampung is on the sandy areas. they are still unaware of their unnatural strength, the impact of their hand to the floor sends sand flying all over....
one last qsn... why do they cry sumtimes?
hmm easy.. coz their plan have been foiled and the victim don't feel scared... so it sumhow saddens them tat they have fail as ghost to implant the feeling of being scared. so the feeling of failing as human and failing as ghost got to them making them burst into tears
its easy to read the characters of the kakaks... lets see to conclude from my, professor Liyana, thesis, the kakaks are very merry bunch but however, they suffer from low self-esteem(like many gerls all around the world). i shall bring foward this thesis to the nobel prize headquater and get my million. it is onli fair that if i get it , i shall share it wif my minion.. eeerm i meant my fren sabrina.... i shall come up with more ground breaking conclusion the next time k ...
blog soon ya!
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